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MANDY TAN
Juice & potato addicts. Completed Diploma in Logistics Management in Ngee Ann Polytechnic. Hope to be able to get into NTU or NUS this year. Currently working as an Admin Executive.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

I find this funny. lol.

Jokes About Men
Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?